A letter

Dear Logie's turds,

I'd like to have a quick word with you guys. 

You seem to be confused as to when it's ok to show up in my kid's diaper.  An example of a time that it is NOT ok to appear is like the other morning, at 4:30am.  6:15am is also an example of a time that you are not welcome in my house (or my kid's diaper). 

See, I don't really think I'd be able to sleep with a big flat mashed potato-like rock in my pants, either, so I can't blame the guy.  So this is YOUR fault, turds.  The lack of sleep I've been getting is YOUR fault (along with Sox's, but that's a whooole 'nother letter). 

Thank you for your consideration. 

-Austin Ali