No Hope

So I'm looking for some slip on shoes.  WHO HAS TIME TO TIE SHOES WITH A 13 MONTH OLD? Not this cat.

Headed to Nordies yesterday and tried on some Tom's, and I looked completely redonk in them.  So I sent Tyll a link to a pair that I thought were decent and looked comfortable.

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From: AustinAli
Sent: Friday, March 09, 2012 10:33 AM
To: Tyll
Subject: shoes

Are these really ugly?  So I want some slip on shoes but I hate toms.  Help!  Should I just get converse? 

http://www.dsw.com/shoe/dr.+scholls+women%27s+june+slip-on+sneaker?prodId=236286&productRef=SEARCH

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From: Tyll
Sent: Friday, March 09, 2012 10:34 AM
To: AustinAli
Subject: Re: shoes

Jesus when did you become 45?
(that's a yes)

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Le sigh.