No, Logie didn't get a promotion. That stands for what's about to happen in our house, once we move into it. CRY IT OUT* LITTLE BUDDY.
Before Logan arrived on this Earth, I would always skip over the "Sleep" sections in the infant care books I was reading. "How hard could sleep BE for a BABY?" I thought. "What's the big deal? I'll figure it out later." "Geez, people sure talk about SLEEP a lot."
I want to be very clear about something right now: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
We are currently in the thresholds of sleep HELL.
I won't even go into what's been going on in our house from the hours of midnight-5am (those hours used to be a LOT more fun BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW TOTALLY KIDDING DAD), but it's not pretty. The words "circus" "chaos" and "merry-go-round" all come to mind.
FML.
That's why Logan and I are about to take a field trip to the bookstore to pick up Dr. Ferber's CRY IT OUT book. This book is so special, I'm not just downloading it on the Kindle because I plan on highlighting, flagging, making notes, you name it.
*I'll never go through with it.
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