Let's set the stage.
I step out of the [totally scorching hot and amazing] bubble bath a few minutes ago to talk to Willis about my new plan. I'm in a towel, he's in the big chair in the front room watching golf.
me: "Let's just sell out. Fuck all of this. Fuck the norm, fuck what we are supposed to do... let's just leave. Let's go live in the mountains in a little cabin where there is no internet, no phone, no nothing. A log cabin."
Willis: "That sounds great. But let's go THERE [points to TV]. It's this awesome golf course in Maui. I could totally sell out and go there."
me: "no Willis. When you sell out you have to like go to a log cabin or something. You like give it all up. Let's go to a cabin. In the middle of the woods, and just leave. I'll home school Logan, and life will be great."
Willis: "Ehhh..."
me: "what do mean, 'ehhh'? You don't want to go?"
Willis: "no, I want to go. [pause] I guess I could help with Logie's math portion of the homeschooling when I got home?"
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