Austin Ali: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

Oh hello! Did you miss me? I totally missed you guys. (I kind of forgot my login for a while, then I went out of town (TWICE!) but now I'm back. Can we make up and get back together? I love you and I always will.)

Here's what's been going on.

Mama went away on a girls' trip (Logie and Willis had maj boy bonding time!!), and then while Willis was away in Cali last week (with his other family), Logie and I visited Mimi and Pops in Florida. Oh, how were the flights, you ask? I'll tell you since you asked so nicely.

First and foremost, Logie would like to send a personal apology to the elderly Indian couple seated next to us on the way there for [repeatedly] spraying them with milk from his sippy. It's a new trick he's learned... load up the straw with milk between the teeth, then flick it out to spray everywhere. He has amazing aim. He also learned a new trick we'll call The 360. Here's how you do it: roll around on your mom's lap over and over and over and over and over instead of sleeping, all while crying. He is such a good multitasker! It was so awesome. Oh and last but certainly not least, I'd like to give a big UP YOURS to the pilot for barreling over the loudspeaker the second Logie FINALLY fell asleep. To tell us nothing.

I'd also like to give a big (for real, genuine, like not even sarcastic) thanks to the cheapskates on the flight home for not ponying up the extra $30 for extra legroom... cause that meant Logie and I got our own, huge, penthouse row ALL TO OURSELVES! We were basically doing jumping jacks and snow angles on the floor the whole ride home, just because we could.