FREE CAT.
ABOUT:
- won't ever leave you alone. EVER.
- meows and howls starting at 4am. every morning.
- if you try and ignore his howls, he will jump on you and stick his butt in your face. flicks tail if he's really wanting to play.
- if you still don't get up, he finds the loudest piece of trash to bring right next to your bed to chew on until you get up to take it away.
- really the only thing that works to get him to go away in the morning is sticking your entire hand in your water on the bedside table and flicking it on him. and then once you think he's gone and you settle back into sleep, he starts howling again.
- since he has long hair, many times giant cat turds stick to his fur and then they fall off at random places around the house, usually on the white part of your new rugs.
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