It's already been a productive morning in the Austin Ali house. Who has two thumbs and can say they have spoken to the supervisor of their pest control company and set up a quality control visit, all before 8:15am on a Monday!? THIS GIRL.
Shit went down last night. I woke up to the sound of the alarm being disabled and the front door slamming. I jumped out of bed and walked into the living room (sans pants). The cats looked completely spooked, and several of the cabinets were open and random items were strewn about the countertops.
Then, in walked Willis, who looked like he had just returned from battle. I think there was even sweat on his brow.
Willis: "IJUSTKILLEDTHEBIGGESTSCORPIONIHAVEEVERSEENINMYENTIRELIFEANDITWASMULTICOLORED."
me: "WHATTHEFVCK? Where are they coming in!?*
Willis [inspecting the back door, looking for what, I'm not sure]: "I don't know man, but Daisy was right there with me."
Willis told me this morning that he had nightmares about scorpions all night long, and said that he felt like he was living in his own worst nightmare. So I got on the horn with the pest control peeps to make sure that the clown who was sent out here to treat our house never comes back...
-----Original Message-----
From: chemfree@chemfreepestandlawn.com
From: chemfree@chemfreepestandlawn.com
Sent: Monday, October 24, 2011 8:11 AM
To: Austin Ali
To: Austin Ali
Subject: Appointment Reminder
Chem-free Organic Pest & Lawn
9475 E Highway 290
Austin, TX 78724-2303
512-837-9681
Dear AUSTIN ALI:
This is a friendly reminder that one of our specialists will be visiting you soon. Thank you for the opportunity to provide this service for you.
Please contact us if you have any questions or concerns about your upcoming visit.
Have a wonderful day!
Service Location: [you wish you knew my address], AUSTIN
Service: Quality Control
Scheduled: 10/26/2011
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