Tuesday, July 12, 2011

HOARDERS Buried Alive: Special Addition -- Willis's car

Tonight I fled the house in Willis's car to escape our crying-it-out program.  OH, IS IT WORKING, YOU ASK?  WHY YES, YES IT IS.  I HAVE A BABY THAT SLEPT FROM 7:30PM UNTIL 7:30AM LAST NIGHT. 

ANYWAY, as I was putting beer in the backseat (COOL WIFE ALERT), I looked down and noticed the floor behind the passenger seat.  Geez Willis, do they not have trash cans at golf courses!?  I also wasn't aware that I was married to an elderly man (no offense, Dad), what with your Thermal-Care back heat wrapper and all.....

I just told Willis I was blogging about him and showed him the picture
and he said,
"That's a trash bag.  If we were to go through that bag,
that's all shit that YOU'VE left in the Audi."
Touche, Willis. 
Fairly certain I don't use heating stickers on my back, though.
Gramps.

Maybe I feel kind of bad busting on Willis, considering he is the best hubby/dad in the WHOLE WORLD for being the one to do the "check ins" for our sleep program... 'cause they make mama bear too upset...

In other news, Mimi and Pops are coming tomorrow!  Woot woot! 

I thought that they might enjoy some reading material for their bedside table. 

Mimi and Pops enjoy the classics. 
Mimi loves baby animals.
Off to bed!  AND NO NOT IN A GLIDER CHAIR, BECAUSE MY BABY SLEEPS DURING THE NIGHT.  THANKS. 

1 comment:

  1. AA, SO glad you are back! You're recent blogs are EPIC! I can't wait to come visit you and stalk the garbage man with Willis.

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