Willis: "nah. The Craigslist killer did it the other way around. But maybe you should wait til I get back."
me: "Do you think it's weird that I don't trust anyone? Like do you think I'm overly paranoid?"
Willis: "You are definitely a paranoid person. But, you do trust people. You just happen to only trust homeless people."
So -- if you never hear from me again, I was last seen on 51st and Lamar after corresponding with a person whose email begins with "love mickey" -- I hope they mean Mickey Mouse, and not like an AK47 they nicknamed Mickey....
From: lovemickey98
Sent: Monday, August 08, 2011 9:53 PM
To: Ali
Subject: RE: Baby Einstein Jumper/Entertainer - $30 (Georgetown/Austin)
To: Ali
Subject: RE: Baby Einstein Jumper/Entertainer - $30 (Georgetown/Austin)
Would you meet there at 51st and lamar? I only Have a 30 min lunch and can't meet after work since I have to pick up my daughter from daycare.
Sent via DROID on Verizon Wireless
To purchase this item:
do you think there are bed bugs in those curtains? |
*Willis really doesn't want to buy a used baby item, but I can't deal with spending another hungee on another not-needed baby item. He's mainly worried about previous stranger-baby diaper blowouts, but I reminded him he paid extra for the sanitize option on the washing machine.
**I looked around my house and realized that what I could really use was more huge, plastic, baby shit made in China.
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