For those of you still here, please study the picture below.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a picture of shit in a cup. That someone has run over in a parking spot.
I was dropping off some pants to get hemmed at the tailor today (don't worry, Lisa, not the ones I'm borrowing from you), and when I got out of the car, I was hit in the face with the most overwhelming whiff of poo I think I've ever smelled. It's kind of hot and sunny here today, too, so that really enhanced the smell.
Anyway, I noticed the shit cup right away and realized that was the source of the smell. And I thought to myself, "Who does that? Who puts shit in a cup and runs over it, or puts a cup of shit somewhere for someone else to run over?" Please note I didn't think to take a picture until I was in the tailor, and by the time I came out, someone had parked over the cup of shit. So, I had to wait for a truck to move in order to get the shot. You're welcome.
Willis's first reaction was, "why would someone shit in a cup?" My brother wanted to make sure that it was really poo, and not icing or fudge. See, I don't think that it's person poo. I think it's dog poo, and someone was just being a jerk and put it in a place where someone would run over it. What do you think?
In other news, how cute is Daisy?
Daisy is keeping her brother warm. |
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